plots i need because i’m obsessed with romcoms

• how to lose a guy in ten days: the bet, the article, both think they’re duping the other
  
• before sunrise: strangers meet, they have a connection, but it has an expiration date
• pretty woman: prostitute with a wealthy person– who doesn’t love cinderella?
• you’ve got mail: PEN PALS ( you can add in the real life hate for angst )
• notting hill: basically people with completely different lifestyles fight for love
• groundhog day: ~you must relive the same day until ur good~
• what happens in vegas: VEGAS WEDDING!!!! miserable aftermath
• uptown girls: nanny falls in love with cynical musican
• whats your number: obsessed with having a low sex count, they find their exes
• maid in manhattan: MAID&SENATOR (he doesn’t have to be a gross republican tho)
• my best friend’s wedding: friend breaks marriage pact and u realize u love them
• forgetting sarah marshall: u & ur ex are at the same hotel
  
• bridget jones diary: modern pride and prejudice
• sweet home alabama: country gone couture realizes they still love their ex
• a lot like love: we’ve met up every few years & i want to tell you i love you each time
• 10 things i hate about you: BETS!!!!! BETRAYAL!!!!! DYNAMIC PEOPLE!!!!
• the proposal: who doesn’t love the fake affair stuff???
• the wedding planner: we had a thing once and now i’m helping u with ur wedding
• when harry met sally: can men and women be platonic friends?????
• 500 days of summer: ‘i don’t want a relationship….’ but we do couple things
• jersey girl: your the girl i met after my wife died!!!
• along came polly: my partner cheated our honeymoon and you helped me forget it
• the wedding date: i’m single & sad so i’m bringing a prostitute to my sister’s wedding
• the wedding singer: i’m heartbroken and sad and singing at your wedding
• sleepless in seattle: i heard you on a radio talk show and i’m OBSESSED
• moonstruck: desperate widow falls in love with her slapdash fiance’s brother
• no strings attached: besties hookup with no emotions hahahhaha ya right bud

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okay but ... WHAT ABOUT THIS ﹕ muse a is a highly stressed human being who is very sexually driven , they usually use sex to clear their mind & relieve stress , but they haven't get laid in a while . and they have a friend ( or a cousin or a sibling or a trusted coworker , your pick , really ) , muse c , that has had enough , they can't handle muse a's mood swings or sullen states or bratty whines anymore , muse a needs to get laid , and so muse c offers to get them a scort , they will be paying and all , don't worry , but for the love of all that is sacred , please get laid . and so muse a accepts and ends up a few day later in a fancy hotel room , all sweaty hands and endless pacing and a looming feeling of regret that's tempting them to just grab their things and run away . but then there's a knock at the door and muse b , the most gorgeous , breathtaking woman they've ever seen , is at the other side and muse a is absolutely winded . but no , they can't do this , so they don't . them and muse b spend the night just talking and when morning comes , muse a is hopelessly whipped — they need to see her again , they need to get to know her more , they need to make her laugh again . give me the flirt , the angst , the ' i don't care about your fucking job , just have dinner with me ' , the cute dates , the heated fights , the sad eyes of muse a when they have to kiss muse b goodbye at night when she has to go to work ... and let's see where it takes us ! ( bonus points if muse b has a kid !! )

what if u wanted to see gifs . but tumblr said best I can do is a 5k smut centric self insert in which y/n fucks the father of the atomic bomb

“hetero cliches but make them gay” plots

• captain of the women’s olympic hockey team and a gold medal figure skater that hooked up 4 years ago and oops here we are again
• hallmark movie but make it queer aka business suit type a lawyer sent to negotiate a business deal and finds herself butting heads with the cottagecore daughter of the farm owner
• she’s cheer captain and i’m the first female assistant coach of the university football team who wasn’t getting a lot of respect from the players until they saw me get your number
• a cunning new court debutante who thinks she’ll seduce the king to gain some power and finds herself in the queen’s bed chambers instead
• the sweet preacher’s daughter in sundresses and pearls and the rough girl from the wrong side of the tracks who rides a motorbike and smells of cigarettes

Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer

Mia Wasikowska on the Crimson Peak set, photo by clionafurey